Hey Mom are you awake?

So, here is how my day started

5:15am (as heard through the baby monitor) rustle rustle, ehhh (insert assorted baby noises) rip rip ( diaper tabs) wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Son, hush, it's ok.. go back to sleep.

5:18am Roll my groggy ass out of bed while not so silently cursing my husband for changing his diaper instead of just letting him sleep. Drag myself to his room, sit my big ass down in the lazy boy and hold my arms out to rock the boy back to blissful sleep.

5:20am Give him a bottle and watch him suck it down like a needy drunk!

5:25 am Rock him while praying to any God that he will go back to sleep so I can mash in another hour of sleep before starting the day.

5:27 am Give up the ship and put him in his crib and hope for the best.

5:28 to 6:00 am Listen to him play in his crib while I try to sleep

6:01 am Get up and move his play pen into the bedroom go get him & move him into my room

6:03 to 6:30 am Listen to him yell at me for not being in his vision at all times

6:40 am Leave house & hit road for daycare..

I DON'T EVEN GET UP TILL 6:45 ON MOST DAYS!!!!!!! GO BACK TO SLEEP.